
No, I don’t mean the Will Ferrell maple-syrup drinking kind. Nor do I mean the droopy Harry Potter kind. I really don’t mean the “I’ve always wanted to be a dentist!” kind. I’m referring to the badass Lord of the Rings, supernaturally athletic kind. Strasburg is the Legolas of minor-league baseball (for at least another week). Of course, the pointy ears are what give it away. Most elves grow their hair long to hide...









